Look At The Stars...Look How They Shine For You

So the guy me and D have never spoken to, (but we talk/stalk him) was at lunch serving as our entertainment. He got on the phone and immediatly we look at eachother with huge eyes and say,

"What is he doing? Talkin on the phone with a smile like that it must be his girlfriend! With us in the same room it's absolute cruelty!!!"

We thought that maybe I ought to go over there and confront him because ya know we have a CONNECTION! So I rehearsed my speech

"Red-shirt guy (we don't know his name)! How could you? I thought we had something going here...? It was like, you knew me more than anyone ever did! We are one in the same...don't deny the fact that we model the pictures of forever!"

LOL...we decided he might throw his lunch tray in my face so I just let it go for the time being. I'll confront him sooner or later cause he's totally breaking my heart

(this is a joke...we over exaggerate to make ourselves laugh because we are complete losers...)