Drunk as F....(you get the idea)

So wasted, I didn't even "Remember my name". You know your drunk when you wake up the next morning with the spins and would be eligible for a DUI even 12 hours after drinking.

Lisette took my to her boyfriend's apartment and I just decided to get beligerant (sp). We have never gone out together so we had a lot of fun. Some girls that were at UNF over the summer were there and I had fun. It was an early nite (12:00am) but I was up so late.

I remember a few drunk dials, but apparently I forgot a few.

I got a call today from a, "Brian My Love"...? (Last I remembered I didn't have a Brian in my phone) I guess I got his number (it's one of my boyfriends from Washington State) and we were talking for like 30 minutes. When I heard his voice I remembered that I talked to him and started laughing. I asked him how drunk did I sound:

Me: "Brian! We are going to get married!"

B: "Really Sarah..."

Me: "I think I love you and I think that It was stupid of me to break up with you...hey remember when you pushed me in the river..."
(I think I got emotional and offended when I thought about it)

B: "Yeah that was my way of flirting in 11th grade but I've gotten better I promise"

My friend a few doors down said I was yelling down the hall that, "I don't like to drunk drive, i mean drive drunk, but I did" I wasn't fine to drive but I really wanted to get home. I didn't get sick either I just talked on the phone till I passed out and couldn't think anymore. I remember getting a little discouraged but I fell asleep before I could think too hard about wanting someone to hold me.

For a split second I was so tanked and almost denied giving out my number because I thought that I was in a relationship, but then I remembered and gave it to him. I'm not interested but why go through the ackward situation of rejecting someone?